YALRIGHT YOONZ ! WHAT YOONZ BEEN UP TOONZ

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This site is mostly about stupidity.. If there is something stupid or silly to be done, u'l usualy see me doing it.   Im 22 going on 13. Im not really thats just something people say sometimes.. Its like how people say, "heres a picture of me when i was younger.. " Well duhh !! Its not gonna be a picture of you when you were older ! If it was ! id like to inspect your camera! Thanks..   Also.. I work for a small company called BT. Which is a worldwide business selling maintaining and building networks. You may have heared of them if you perhaps ummmm live in a house..   I only have one question for you guys... And it goes a little bit like this: If you drop toast... it lands with the butter side down. MAN I FUCKIN HATE THAT ALL DIRTY TOAST AND SHIT AN MAN I JUST WANT SOME TOAST! Y THE FUCK DID U NEED TO JUMP OFF MY PLATE LIKE THAT!!   Ahem. And if you bear that in mind.. and think that when you say.. umm. i dont do this all the time.. but if you throw a cat in the air.. It will always land on its feet.. So... I pose this one question to you.. people of the world...   IF YOU GLUE SOME TOAST. BUTTER SIDE UP TO A CATS BACK ! THEN THROW THE CAT - TOAST COMBINATION IN THE AIR!   Which way will it land... On feet or toast... Or will the cat toast combination which i like to call "coast", randomly float in the air spinning around in a state of confusion?       Please readers, DO NOT try this theory out as some mad experiment at home. Im not sure the cats owner, the RSPCA,  The cat, Jesus, and tony blair will be happy with you.     Ps. A message to my next door neighbour.. If your reading.. Stop banging the wall !!!!   1. theres no door on this side of the wall ! i dunno if you have one your side but there sure as hell aint one on this side. so go around the front and knock!   2. Your bangin is pissin me off ! i cant even hear myself drilling some nights! its the only chance i get to practice my DJ'ing and woodwork !   Thanks

QUOTES Im so bored i could shit a hoolahoop without cracking it. (Paul Brown) Oi kyle! wheres my lighter. i need that for school .. (kyle rowlands, talking in his sleep) Yeah you can grill a chicken (Leyona campbell. sober as a judge) Stace "people are shits, mostly " Kyle : Dogs are forever in the push up postion.   Space... What a wonderfull thing eh....       Free gift scheme Thats right ! Send me a funny story and Every week i will find a random object and send it into one lucky person! Just email kylesfreegifts@ntlworld.com and i will enter you into my random email picking machine (a bowl with papers in) and will announce the winner at 1.00pm on the first of every month.   Previous winners: George Davies (clydach) Won a cheese cloth purchased from hyper value   Simon Jones (morriston) Won a bag of used gas tokens   Steven Morris (neath) Won a box of 12 carling cans (see i do give out good prizes but you have to be lucky!)   Allison Thomas (Brecon) Won a cordless toaster with remote controll (dont ask where i got this from)   Andrew Stevens (Newport) A vibrating Rabbit with different ends?? Unsure what it is but he hasnt replied to compain.. Cook me dinner and suck my penis.   National Steak and blowjob day. March 14th.   http://www.steakandbjday.com/